It's April 9th! It's 28 degrees, AND we got six inches of snow last night!
And how about our budy Armadinajahd, or however the hell you spell it.
What a thoughtful guy, thinking to give a present to his friends in England!! How big of him?
If I'm Tony, I snatch up fifty or sixty Iranians, and give em back as presents!
Give Armedinerjahd 5 of em as a thanks for his gift, and hold the rest for special occaisions.
The U.S. bombs the shit out of Iran, give em back three or four as a token of sympathy.
Ramadan, a couple in the spirit of the holiday.
You see where I'm going with this. Hell Hostages as gifts. Brilliant.
Bet Hallmark could come up with some real creative cards.
What do you give the leader who has everything?
Why some of his citizens that your navy just happened to snatch.
Is it me, or does Armahdinerjad come off as a dwarf.
Or maybe the guys standing around him were extremely tall?
Hey, we can hope he snatches Nancy P while she's over there selling our souls to the Syrians.
She'd make someone a great gift.
Like Desmond Tutu.
Sorry she's white Desi. It was the best we could do in a pinch.
Oh well enough of that.
It's time to get on to some things I found while cruising the inf highway.
For you gay guys, it is something to be ashamed of.
Chinese food any one.
Puppy Foo Young!!
Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys.
Make em be smokers and beer drinkers and such!!
That's enough of that shit!!