MY NEW DIGS

Today I start, (wait a minute, before you read on, go over to the right, thats ---> that way for you ambidextrous folk that can't tell your right from your left, and push the button to go to my map and stick a pin in your location. Just do it, I s know you've been here, I see it on my tracker, now do me the honor) a new venture.
Marketing.
Thats right, marketing.
Now anybody that has followed my feeble attempts at blogging is probably saying to themselves, WTF, old dad has lost his mind.
He's really gone this time.
Well not so fast nay sayers.
With help of my director of marketing,
Heywould Jablowme, I will search the world for new and exiting products that, well, quite frankly you won't find just anywhere.

To kick of our spring line up, we are proud to have been given the exclusive rights to the Jeffrey Dahmer line of cutlery, and kitchen appliances.

These are all first rate items, and each is backed by our life time guarantee.
But don't take our word for it, read what some of our satisfied customers have to say.
"I have used my Jeffrey Dahmer Cutlery set time and time again. The knives have never failed to perform just as expected.
And, Elizabeth Bathory,

"Since buying this set of knives I have been so quick and efficient, that I have more time to pamper myself.
It's almost sinful".

So why wait, get your credit card out and call now, our highly trained and competent sales reps are waiting to assist you.

Remember, every item that we sell is backed by our unconditional satisfaction guarantee.