NO STRINGS ATTACHED!

Congress approved another $70,000,000,000 today to fund the wars in Iraq, and Afgahnistan.
No strings attached.
Tied to the agreement was tons of pork.
Funding for research on growing coffee beans in Maryland.
For fighting rats in Alaska, and weeds in Massachussettes.

I've always been in favor of funding the wars to insure that our troops have the equipment to keep them as safe as possible, however,
there should be strings attached.
First and foremost a plan for ending the war.

As a business man, if I spent my company's money the way our government is spending ours.
I wouldn't have a job.
It is our money.
It's time we stand up and demand that it be spent responsibly.

Democrats slaughtered Republicans at the polls last election.
They won because it was time for a change.
Now they're making us all look like fools...

Business as usual.

Oh, and here's the thanks we get. Gotta love it.